> Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Dead.
> Why do you want to work here?
You have money.
> How do you handle disagreements with coworkers?
Attempt constructive engagement, and if that doesn't work then shun them.
Have you thought about going into politics or drugs instead?
> Dead.
Did you say you have a three-year vesting schedule? I'll be at another company probably, since you'll have me doing two jobs for my original compensation and title after the second year.
> Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Dead.
> Why do you want to work here?
You have money.
> How do you handle disagreements with coworkers?
Attempt constructive engagement, and if that doesn't work then shun them.