EULA, because everyone knows clicking I Agree is like taking a blood oath.

That's actually an interesting problem, if a company licenses software to someone and they use it maliciously, can the parent company be held responsible in some way because it was licensed?

I am not sure if law enforcement agencies actually give a damn about EULA. They dont give a flying F about constitution and bill of rights on regular basis I find it hard to believe they actually give much damn about EULA especially when they are the only customer that company has.

It's highly unlikely that the company could be sued because the EULA would almost certainly have an indemnity clause covering that scenario.