We love not being a monopoly...except when it comes to hardware.
We love touch screens...yes, we know Flash works on touchscreens. Don't wanna look up any of that pesky evidence.
We love building open-source products...but we also like to build closed app stores and accept/deny apps based on a myriad of reasons. In fact, it's so bad Opera had to use public opinion with a web-based timer to pressure us to accept it.
We love HTML5...but would prefer you used apps, because we "always have an app" for that.
We love giving the customers the best experience...but we'll pull out the red herring and help you understand the error of your ways.
We love that we don't charge an arm and a leg for software...just hardware.
I see them on the iPhone but actually I've never seen one on iPad. My guess is they just show nothing instead of making it look like something's missing.
There was an early iPad video on Apple's site that showed the lego icon while browsing a website (which they later edited), so it was there at least initially.